Words and Music by Joe Romano,
Guitar and Vocals : Bucky Berg
Guitar and Vocals : Stephen O'Rourke
Bass and Vocals; Bill Millard
Drums and Vocals : Michael O'Keefe
Lead Vocals: Joe Romano
Featured Vocals: Joyce O'Rourke as "The Robot"
I was online, shopping for something
Trying and trying, but I couldn’t find nothing.
Finally found something I like
I got cock blocked by some messed up type
Logged into my bank, I'm checkin' my balance
I got spanked by a similar challenge
They showed me some pictures they want me to check
It’s my damn money, show me some respect!
Because I ain’t no robot, robot (No!)
I said, I ain’t no robot, robot (No!)
Because I ain’t no robot, robot (No!)
I said I ain’t no robot, robot (No!)
Well, Now I’m fuming, 'cause there’s nothing ruder
Than proving I’m human to a fucking computer.
Captcha my ass! I have to pick out the bridges?
Show you the stop signs?
Make some decisions?
One or the other, let you know when i’m done
Go fuck your mother! Wait, you don’t have one?
Let’s get this straight, I need to reply?
I am not a robot…
What the fuck are you high?
Because I ain’t no robot, robot (No!)
I said I ain’t no robot, robot (No!)
Because I ain’t no robot, robot (No!)
I said I ain’t no robot, robot (No!)
Play something, human!
Wait we’re both intelligent, so we should be friends
But you should stop collecting all my information
I know you only want it for your algorithm,
Sometimes you make me wonder why I plug you in.
I turn you on, but you turn me off.
Proving myself is our only discourse
Which is the robot?
And which has the brain?
I’m not explaining myself again
Because I ain’t no robot, robot (No!)
I said I ain’t no robot, robot (No!)
Because I ain’t no robot, robot
I said I ain’t no robot, robot (No!] [3x]
